Where do you stand?

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

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Just a friend
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).

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Good Friend
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

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Very good friend
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! Ok. :-(

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Best Friend
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.
Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

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Best of the Bestest Friends
Ok now you are really special.
You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.
You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... Don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

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Boyfriend
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

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Now guys ~ where you stand?

Love

Love, what is love?
is it a feeling? a desire? or is it something need to be acquired?
why did i feel that way, towards the one who didnt care?
am i a fool, or is it love that stops your thinkings ?
is it how a sane man does, get hurt, and feel bad?
is it a symbol of insanity or is it a foolishness that you would do anything for that someone?
is it good to fall that low for a person that you get back with her even been let down quiet a few times by the same person?
you had a personality, u had your standars, where did all that go?
is this feeling really worth loosing all your ethics, principles and pride an fall this low for a girl who cares less for you?
you know many other women who like you more than anything, who are ready to do anything for you and all they want isjust a little bitof your sweet talks and time for them.
so why her? or is it the comfurt of asking for sex without any hesitation and getting it easilty?
you can always lure someone else for that. yes it will be a little difficult now and take a little more time, you mite have rusted and your skills of luring, but you can always sharpen yourself and yours kills and get up and get goign with this stupid race of girls.
you have enough so why need more? is this one special?
yes she is...but why/
do you have an answer?
all these questiosn and you have the answer, it is that you need to belive in yourself and need to be paitient so the one you can be comfurtable with will come along and that one will be for your and wouldnt play with your feelings alike this one had.
you know there is one for you now, that you need to choose, may be they lack in some, but thats wise for the moment, which mite be stupid to do but wise for the moment...